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Welcome to Croatia part 3 - Why you should't visit Croatia |

Published in Croatia - Social interactions and entertainment - 27 - 14 Jun 17 06:44



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1. Croatia is really not beautiful.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-3e745527d3f0ee51d2f54754ff2bfc5f.jpg

2. Especially not the nature.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-6456ce62ea6d4281103a8266615a7760.jpg


3. It has literally nothing to offer.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-63f29dc3739537562081ee9c29ba7f9c.jpg


4. No history
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-806e9c86d9bf6048199f785365c3f0f5.jpg


5. No breathtaking places.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-fc06639126af4895d8e9646daf7651b4.jpg


6. No interesting buildings.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-19a4e7dd3f997baab6aaf175ff5387d0.jpg


7. I mean just look at the state of this place!
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-08550ba8723f1e19aba55d39039e8bfa.jpg


8. If this is beautiful then Id like to know what their ugly is.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-519129cf57de0b267e6ed2e62c284812.jpg

9. It definitely aint got no alibi.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-e0d1fb554a5fbf8fc50733d20a4f417c.jpg



10. You ugly
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-673aa51b3c15c24eebcc6debdfdd52fa.jpg


11. HEY HEY
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-8fbc7662b82c540bb1933fb0621d079b.jpg


12. But seriously now, like wtf even is Croatia?
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-39f9e862c1cf374ad49bd68e92df2cb7.jpg


13. Do they think this looks appealing?
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-81deeb37f55317b86b2bf39c29ba763f.jpg


14. Poor excuse for a catherdral.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-64cab4959783a7763ae8c116278e36e2.jpg


15. Do people even go here?
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-e83b9c5f7722fb1978690cd557ed9a0d.jpg


16. Whats the point in having a Nation Park when everything is god awful?
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-5b48ddca02febc5b5a9c6aff7836133a.jpg

17. This looks like the most cramped place ever.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-f88dd653a162ebfd0b60a5d2f9f353a6.jpg

18. Please no
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-3365bf799ea91d810a53a6866200bb09.jpg

19. . In fact, after seeing all this...
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-38d6c4affdae4102ddb787aac3d1e467.jpg

20.  Butter me up captain, I cant take it anymore.
https://d1bvpoagx8hqbg.cloudfront.net/originals/29-reasons-visit-croatia-ea2b6cb2865b85be96f67635d28e1662.jpg


Sure not for this
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4UzDs-Y779o/hqdefault.jpg
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Comments (27)

14 Jun 17 06:46
Eliminator

njab :D

14 Jun 17 06:47
asseco

FANTASTIÄŒNO !!!! to majstore :)

14 Jun 17 06:50
Makarov

o7

14 Jun 17 06:51
Stonewall

vrhunski

14 Jun 17 07:04
SamoDesno88

o7

14 Jun 17 07:18
El Greco

lol - v / s

14 Jun 17 07:19
Medo

o7

14 Jun 17 07:21
Duje

o7

14 Jun 17 07:42
Antimon

Copied idea from a lot of other promo writers, reported o7

14 Jun 17 07:44
noizy1950

žuti

14 Jun 17 08:16
Nino19

o7

14 Jun 17 09:39
Mauser

nice :)

14 Jun 17 10:27
deleted130

o7

14 Jun 17 14:15
Denver

I... must... go...

15 Jun 17 05:48
Mahovina

de su ove klijeti slikane?

15 Jun 17 14:14
massaru

Their women are so ugly he didn t dare to post some pictures! :P Ali... Nema cure, nema vote.

15 Jun 17 16:27
noizy1950

oko zadra je to negdi mahovina :D

15 Jun 17 17:02
noizy1950

Telašćica točinije :)

15 Jun 17 17:11
ErikV

great

15 Jun 17 17:26
Omar Aka JanGo

i need Croatia s core regions.:))) really very beautiful o7

15 Jun 17 19:37
Moros Kan

I need your visa to visit those beautiful places in RL, while you are trying to get their core regions. :D And you can keep those regions plus I give you my account for free if I can keep your visa. :P

15 Jun 17 23:45
noizy1950

thanks for good comments :D

16 Jun 17 01:33
Yzma

Article is written in buzzfeed style, but still nice places and pictures o7

16 Jun 17 01:40
Judy Alvarez

I ve been to Krk, Vir, Zadar, Vodice, Trogir, Slatine, Split, Baska Voda, Makarska. Nice country, I have no idea whats next :( but you must admit, apartmani owners are just as greeeedy as Admins :D

16 Jun 17 02:31
noizy1950

Sure they are :D if u need idea for next i can help you :P

16 Jun 17 04:19
massaru

Jao,... Where did you found that ugly bitch? But OK. Ima cure ima vote! :D

16 Jun 17 09:25
noizy1950

hvala massaru :D