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Blond jokes :) |

Published in Slovenia - Social interactions and entertainment - 2 - 23 Jun 17 15:23

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought. 

Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says lather, rinse, repeat. 

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said concentrate. 

Q: Why do blondes always want boob jobs?
A: Because its the only job they are qualified for. 

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved. 

Q: Why did the blonde freeze to death in her car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: She went to see Closed for the Winter 

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. 



Comments (2)

23 Jun 17 17:37
Franky Four Fingers

lather, rinse, repeat. :D please, concertrate! or I move.

24 Jun 17 00:21

Some of English jokes is hard to understand :D