Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought. 


Q: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
A: Give her a bottle of shampoo which says lather, rinse, repeat. 


Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said concentrate. 


Q: Why do blondes always want boob jobs?
A: Because its the only job they are qualified for. 


Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved. 


Q: Why did the blonde freeze to death in her car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: She went to see Closed for the Winter 


Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.