Greetings citizens of eDominations,

I am here to tell a few words about the current happenings around Bulgaria. Some days ago, a big group of players came back to our beloved country which was in the ruins – it was ruined by incorrect decisions, fake “friends”, racketeering by WAR, and inactivity. The country was in really bad shape. I want to thank each player that came back and started working immediately, but I will do it personally, not here.

I want first to say sorry to the allies that got disappointed by the actions of Bulgaria back then. Especially to Greece and Slovenia for the trouble and our exAEGIS friends who were disappointed as well.

When we came back, we decided that we are going to bring justice, punish the wildlings and make the Balkans and the world burn at least for a few days. Well it became something bigger. After a few meetings with different country representatives, the real campaign started – first with Serbia, than Turkey came, than FYROM (you are pathetic, guys, you never learn). The rest is history and statistics, but it is focking epic.

Bulgarian government and all citizens of our country are grateful to every single country that overcame the differences with Bulgaria and believed in our cause one way or another. Without your countries and your citizens this MASSACRE would not be possible even for a week. You are the real MVPs.

, I am sooooooo fricking good at speaking without telling something important..

From now on you will read something that write from my personal position and it is In no way associated with my work in the government of Bulgaria and it is in NO WAY a position of the Bulgarian gov team.

I want to express my personal gratitude towards the countries (in alphabetical order, because of political correctness and to test if I have more than two usable brain cells):

China (I am sure being number 1 isn’t a weird coincidence)
Georgia (we got all love for you my friends, no matter what)
Greece (Sorry! Thank you! I love you! You have balls and I like them!)
Italy (The small boot with the big weaponry)
New Zealand (RIP MY FRIENDS! P0SEiD0N WHY???)
Portugal (One more big baller, the latest events prove it 100%)
Romania (Our lovely neighbors that make the world burn even better than us!)
Slovenia (The other number 1! Many thanks to tripzahz, for everything, even for what he didn’t do)
South Africa (Yes, we wage your personal war against Serbia, we know Panda :unamused:)
Spain ( The country with the most colorful and patient government in the world, especially when it comes to Discord :D You crazy Spaniards, I love you!)
Ukraine (Another country that had not so good relations with us in the past, but they put everything behind and we are really happy that everything is left in history)
USA (The land of freedom. The land of the most beautiful Malaka. My favorite host country in the world. The land of Bulgarian and Greek immigrants, the best ones!)

I want to thank WAR as well (not really, but I have to, because I am a noble gentlemen) for the racketeering, threats, and all the non-sense that they bring to this eWorld every day. You tried, you will try, you won’t prevail.

My special thanks go to Turkey (sorry, not sorry for my rude language towards you, you have a special place in my list of people I don’t like, but I love – what a nonsense, right! Lilith, I know you will shed a few tears from happiness when you read it. You are my bro, I will twist your nipples again sometimes, I promise!)

I had something In mind about Serbia, but after all this memories about their dishonor, their word that means nothing, their greed for gold and our regions (which time is this, my friends?), that I forgot what else I had to say about them. Excuse me for that!

Peace, love, prosperity, war, destruction and carnage to you all!

Greetings,
Grand master backstabber and traitor,
danider…