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【BJ China】Rice never ends... hopefully |

Opublikowany w China - Rozkazy - 29 - 18 Feb 18 02:15

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Proud agricultural experts of Chinese Farmpire,

We are faced once again with some random people questioning our lacking sanity and supreme ability to secure all our borders (again :DDD). They couldn’t understand how awesome is to sign NAP with a country we are not at war with, how awesome is to close our borders. They decided to hit us where it hurts most! Our mighty Chinese farmpire is yet to know how to sign deals with dead countries.

Now a bunch of hungry Indians want to deliver justice, they want to eat rice as well! WILL WE LET THEM DO IT??? WILL WE LET THEM TAKE OUR PROSPERITY OF EATING RICE EVERY DAY??? WILL WE ALLOW SOME HUNGRY AND POOR PEOPLE FROM INDIA MAKE OUR STOMACHS ONE IDEA EMPTIER???

NO! CHINA WILL GROW FATTER AND WE WILL LIVE IN PROSPERITY!

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Farmperor Decree

1) By the order of Emperor (to be read by the order of the never participating and never guilty BJ of Shainese Farmpire Lord Evgeni Minchev) starting today martial law of SHAINA is activated and all structures in Shainis Farmpire fall under command of Ministry of Defense (YEAH, RIGHT, HOPE THEY DON’T MAKE TOO MUCH ILLUSIONS)

2. All commanding rights of Military Farms Agricultural Experts will be temporarily taken and transferred to Supreme Farmanders (yeah, they are like Pokemons). No one will eat rice until further notice, as when you open the barn, some bad Indian can infiltrate and take some! Farmperor orders the now not having any real functions members of government (like they ever had ..) to go into the rice storage and ea.. protect it with the cost of their lives!

3. By the order of Farmperor, honor and responsibility for defending our glorious Farmpire and crushing the Indian cockroaches as Supreme Farmanders of Chinese Farmed Forces will take:


Krle ( Commander of Chinese Special Farmers ) just so CSF doesn’t feel left out


https://image.ibb.co/cx6fo7/farmers.jpg

Marcial (Sergeant of Adeptus Farmstarters)

Because he drinks a lot of wine (you can see the residues around his mouth, or maybe this is period blood… nevermind). I mean, we will give him a bottle or two to fire him up against the Indians. He will take care of this mighty forces, while we ea.. protect our rice from the enemy!

https://www.edominations.com/public/upload/citizen/1140.jpg


And as one of greatest warriors of Chinese Fampire said:

Today we eat rice, tomorrow we will eat rice again!

Sincerely yours,
BillyJean of China,
Lord Evgeni Minchev

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Komentarze (29)

18 Feb 18 02:17
Polar B3ar

😂

18 Feb 18 02:23
Marinax

Masterpiece

18 Feb 18 02:25
SirDanider

Blessed by the only living hindu semi-deity MAHATMA DANDHIDER!

18 Feb 18 02:27
CelioMG

Haha xD

18 Feb 18 02:27
Nolcig

I almost believed it was legit . Don t use prepaid cards they can scam you.

18 Feb 18 02:31
El Greco

:puke:

18 Feb 18 02:34
Elon Musk

lmao

18 Feb 18 02:40
DonG

Stupid fucking genius :unamused:

18 Feb 18 02:52
REALKrle

ok dani, we will se who is farmer...

18 Feb 18 02:54
RIP John Doe

Krle celebrity pornstar, f*****g you since day one.

18 Feb 18 03:02
SirDanider

Sure

18 Feb 18 03:29
lonely wolf

love you dani :D

18 Feb 18 03:29
Djeneral90

Hahahhahahhah

18 Feb 18 03:39
Vukan Nemanic

CSF o7

18 Feb 18 03:42
TheShrek

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FTW

18 Feb 18 03:48
Legit Marcial

So deflection. Shiroe articles are useless in your eyes but this is true content? Dat hipocrisy. Good article btw. Props fr the effort

18 Feb 18 03:50
Elon Musk

Yes, thats humour, his article is bs, completely pointless :)

18 Feb 18 03:50
SirDanider

Marcial, this article is useless as well, just some gibberish around

18 Feb 18 04:18
Legit Marcial

how can it be useless if it makes people laugh? and how can Shiroe article be useless if it amuses some people, and made you right this one in response, Deflection just shows his brain limitations once again, so sad

18 Feb 18 04:31
Chernobog

Finally, a troll article worthy of vote. Watch and learn, kids. Kudos to you, Dani

18 Feb 18 04:35
massaru

Do not argue with China and its puppets. You cannot win. They have brains, they are smart. And we are just stupid peasants without brains!

18 Feb 18 04:37
borja123

Genio hahahaha V+S

18 Feb 18 05:28
Elon Musk

@marcial im talking about shiroes article smarty...use your brain..atleast try...

18 Feb 18 05:57
Legit Marcial

If you use your brain you can clearly see i was replying to danider

18 Feb 18 11:24
Elon Musk

If you use yours, which is clearly not the case, you ll understand what i said and pls read ur reply again, smartass. How am i being a hypocrit by calling a useless article - useless, and funny one - funny. Brain damage much? Its something common for the chinese peeps these days...

18 Feb 18 11:28
Elon Musk

Eat some rice and tell ur master to stop writing pointless and pathetic articles so u dnt have to pretend ur smart in the comments section.

18 Feb 18 14:44
Shiroesbf

Im shiroesbf, the man in the relationship, and i approve this article, HAIL LORD SHIRO

19 Feb 18 18:55
OVNI

Articulo lleno de sarcasmo y provocacion, tu si que sabes como ponermela dura danider

21 Feb 18 12:30
Medo

Hahahaha :D