Dear all,

After my previous article , discussions in private went in a bit wrong direction.

I want to apologise to British people for not asking their officials for a pass though their beautiful country. We thought you wouldnt notice us at all. That was a sign of a bad diplomacy and bad judgement from my part.
I also apologise to Ikta Solork for calling him various inapropriate names such as ego-tripper, idiot and kiddo in a deliberate attempt to further anger him.
I am serious about that.

Hopefully this wont ruin the great relations between the British and Slovenians or cause any potential sleep deprivation to all involved!


The reasons behind all this mess are in short: that I am a worthless cunt, who can not and should not be trusted (as most of you should be already well aware of, by now), that is making deals behind everyones backs, that my IQ has never been higher than 5, I have a bad breath and Daniders sister on my back.
I also admit of occasionaly beating homeless immigrants, on most occasions not paying the prostitutes for their hard work and to once stealing a little girls ice cream and running away, laughing as only a true Mr. Evil would.



While I am at it, relieving myself from all those burdens I also want to apologise to Danider




...and to Valuk89 for meeting with his sister behind his back
...to Spain for saying that Paella sucks...
...to Serbia for saying that Chuck Norris would beat Bata Živojinović in a duel
...to my mother and father for failing them...
...and to Slovenian HQ for being an enormous pain in the ass I ussualy am. I might be a terrible person, but nevertheless do not intend to repent myself by going to penis reduction surgery anytime soon, so stop crying already, there is a limit to how sorry I can be.





I will repent!

Sincerely,
Janez Grozni

p.s. since I have spent all my money on this game, to gain 10 stars and lessen the pain on my ego by doing so, please endorse this article, so I will have something to eat tommorow!